let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
Ate 3 ghost peppers and chased them with Everclear last night. Currently on the toilet cursing the universe and everyone in it.
He hand fed me trail mix then I watched the video of me the next morning. He was actually feeding me meow mix.....that drunk. I still have no regrets marrying him
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
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