apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
When you went through airport security you asked if the could check if a baby was in there. That drunk.
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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