your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
it was like having sex with a tree stump
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
The only thing I'm asking santa for is my period.
And vodka?
And vodka.
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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