no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
Just got tipped $5 for distracting some dude's gf while he got another girl's number. Bro-code at its finest.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
The kind of drunk where you put two tampons in thinking that it'll last me longer ...
This chick had a microhand. Fucking, like, jerking off a baby carrot would make it look like corn.
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
It's like that thing with the devil and the angel except one shoulder has orgasms and the other has stuffed crust pizza and depression.
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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