Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
You asked the bartender if she was trying to get you drunk. She cut you off after that.
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
Nothing like waking up and watching Dr. Phil and masturbating. It's like a protein shake for the day.
Is it weird that the best sex I've ever had was to Barbara Streisand's Christmas album?
When you start lapping your martini like a cat it's time to go home. Partys over.
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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