...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
Where are you?
In a non slutty way
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
Why were you having sex on top of my left over pizza in the kitchen?
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
He talked to you for like two seconds while you were shit faced doing Forest Gump impressions...how is that possible?
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
I got subtly pornographic with a lollipop while we were talking and he got flustered and started to blush. If he’s not interested after that I need to turn in my vagina card.
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
Randomize
