Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
It's my fault I'm alone. My closest relationship is with my blackberry....thank god it vibrates.
come home now. i got a twizzler tangled in my hair again
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
Posting happy birthday to my grandpa on Facebook.... Then realizing my profile pic is me dressed as a slutty cop when he used to be a police officer.
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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