The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
It was awkward being the only one at the wedding who knows that the bride and groom met when she gave him a lap dance at a strip club
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
My kids are NEVER playing in the park more than 2 feet away from me until they are capable of punching an eagle.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
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