Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
Next Halloween, remind me to find a different wingman. Walking out in your pirate costume talking like Captain Ahab while i was banging her and telling me I had to harpoon the white whale really pissed her off.
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
What the fuck dude? Now it's a "who is this?" convo going back and forth. Like... helllloooo you just sent me a picture of your penis! I'm entitled to ask who the fuck it is. I can't verify an identity by a body part.
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