idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
i just borrowed 5 dollars from my eight year old sister. i'm at a new low
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
Was it high me or sober me who put those Jolly Rancher sticks in the freezer? I'd be soooo impressed if it was high me.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
I guess when the asshole said “I really miss you and want to get back together” he actually meant “I’m banging a Hooters girl behind your back.”
I hope she gives him gonorhea
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