Would it be weird if I brought slabs of bacon with me to the beach?
i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
I just feng shui'd our living room furniture. You may be mad in the morning
last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
I stole a road cone for their 13 yr old son. Apparently I told him to put Christmas lights on it, and "treat her like a lady."
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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