I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
She tried to sleep on the front steps of her salon so she wouldn't be late for work and these people put her in a cab to my house. She is nothing if not responsible. Can u imagine her boss finding her there this morning?
Employee of the year! :)
Got a traffic ticket on the way home.. Literally cost me $171 to give him a blowjob. I swear the officer could smell the cum in my hair.
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
My new gym is popular with trophy wives. They’re talking about yachts and plastic surgery
Learn their secrets! I want to meet men with Maseratis. The meat heads and Mustangs scene is getting old
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