after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
At first I was a little embarrassed for sharting, but then i realized it was a bachelor party, and I went balls to the wall
Summary of my night: made out with a complete stranger at a club dressed in the Geico gecko costume...
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
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