I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
I replied to the university automated mass text about the armed robbery at the on-campus Starbucks with a sad face. Basically sums up my night.
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
How do you say "I'm not pregnant in Spanish?"
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
Here's a tip: do NOT chant "MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS." during sex because the Packers won against the Giants.
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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