so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
Look on the bright side. Now you know the number for poison control.
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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