she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
Either I'm spending too much time drinking or my perfume is starting to smell like a pineapple vodka.
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
where are my pants?
in the oven.
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
i think we reached that point in our drunkenness where even the creeps found us intolerable
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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