Dude, I found another chunk missing out of my tooth. Fuck drinking on tuesdays.
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
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