Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
Some mornings I close deals. Other mornings I puke out my window while I’m driving down the highway
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
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