I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
I gave up sex for lent.
I guess that means I'm postponing our date until after Easter.
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
Dude my doctor just legit got down on her knees and loudly begged me to do my pap smear
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
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