I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
The guy behind me is talking about how his life goal is to use his knowledge of mathematics to make the world a better place. My only life goal right now is getting through this lecture without throwing up in my lap.
Who gets call-your-ex-from-4-years-ago drunk on a Thursday??
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
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