She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
I woke up to you in just boxers at my door at 7a.m. with you saying how many squrriels you counted on the walk back, then you made me penis shaped pancakes
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
I have a vague memory of you tryin to ride a unicycle through jimmy johns
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
Randomize
