Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
Dude. Muppets take manhattan on netflix instant. Pass my midterm or relive my childhood? Tough decision.
I feel like my life has just been one 21 year long episode of "i shouldn't be alive"
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
My present? It was a fake boarding pass he made in Photoshop. He litterally just gave me a one way ticket to Pound Town
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
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