im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
your all-time low pick up line was when you asked a girl "Are you rock-staring at me?"
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
I found my phone outside under the leaves by the curb. What the fuck did I do last night
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
Ugh I just wanna make an announcement like: Attention high school classmates: if we haven't spoken in 5 years, we don't need to start now. Please be on your way
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
I drunk dialed my ex-boyfriend last night. He was sitting next to my new boyfriend. Shoot me in the face.
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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