I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
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