I just made this asian woman on the boardwalk that was giving 20 dollar massages upset after I asked her if a happy ending comes with it.
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
Looks like breakfast in bed is out the window. She can't get up because I "fucked her into paralysis." My stomach is not happy with my dick right now
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
I'm pretty sure my roommate is moving out because her cat likes me better
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
How is it that on the one day I'm just moving my car at 6:30 I get the walk of shame looks but when I come home at 9 am in a torn dress holding heels old ladies smile at me?
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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