It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
just crush a couple of percocets into it. tell him sam adams came out with a new beer. flavored with sleep.
The vodka told me to go iceskating on my frozen pool. I may have attempted.
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
The true debate: do I prioritize going to bed and getting more than six hours of sleep or do I prioritize washing out various grease, leaf bits, and jizz out of my hair
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
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