SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
So gin and wine won't be happening again
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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