Three words: puerto rican gang bang
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
she said she'd blow me if I bought one of her sorority raffle tickets. Goddamn it's gettin easy
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
Dude. Went to buy some jack and sailor Jerry, when the guy at the counter realized it was my birthday everybody in the store including the stoners and the elderly sang to me. Then they gave me shots of moonshine. 21st bday was a success
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
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