we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
DAMMIT. BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY IS GONNA GET STUCK IN MY HEAD AGAIN. FUCK YOU OLYMPICS.
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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