i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
Pants 0. Shit 1.
yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
Also, beer. Big fan.
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
He asked me how flexible I was and all I could think about was that time I threw my back out putting in a tampon.
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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