There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
The waitress bought us a round. She said if anyone could do 52 margarita mondays in a row, it was us.
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
Hey remember that night when you sang Fergie to me? I think that's the exact moment in time when the thought "I could be faithful to this man" came into serious consideration.
I heard from the downstairs bathroom "WHY CAN'T I WIPE MY ASS IN PEACE!" and a pisscrate of glass bottles breaking
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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