Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
Fact: Chilis at the airport in JAX will serve you shots of jack at 6:45 with breakfast. Ya I missed my flight.
So when does your new flight leave?
At my shot/hour ratio.... I leave in 16 shots. I love flying
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
If I come back tomorrow to find a certain football player tied up and locked in your closet, shit's gonna get real.
I'll set him free tomorrow morning ;)
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
im so drunk that this cat is mothering me. aggressively
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
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