I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
I wish i was in the wii world.
next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
She accidentally pre-ordered us Dominos for the next day at 11:30am... we were very confused when we woke up.
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
I came back to consciousness and found myself sitting in a beanbag chair petting a 2 month old husky with one hand and eating an oreo Klondike bar with the other. This almost makes me forgive blackout lisa for making out with that chubbs at the xmas party
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
turns out putting a tie on my unicorn onesie didn't make it acceptable "formal wear" and I found salsa in my cup holder
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
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