Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
Nothing is creepier than a guy telling you "I was just thinking about you" in a men's bathroom when taking a shit
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
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