I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
Any questions about why there was a scuba tank chilling in the hot tub this morning?
He measures volume by how much weed he can put in it and surface area by how many people can have sex in it.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
When you pick me up at the airport, please have some sort of drugs on hand.
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
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