Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
I was carrying around a bottle of Jameson yelling rescue me
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
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