Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
I'm officially "accidentally set myself on fire" drunk
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
Me. You. Shitty green clothes from Savers that we will dub alligator costumes. Middle of the quad tomorrow at noon. Bring your alligator voice and the pearls before swine comic.
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
OH GOOD GOD THE BUFFALO WING SAUCE IS BURNING MY FUCKING CUNT. WHY THE FUCK DID I AGREE TO SPICY AND NOT MILD
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
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