singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
You kept running into the wall most of the night. When people asked you what you were doing you told them you were the kool-aid man and there was little kids on the other side of the wall who needed your juice
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
I kind of really want to call off the engagement but I kind of need his mom's mashed potatoes on thanksgiving so I'm between a rock & a hard place here
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
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