"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
Walked into my campus store carrying a pitcher of sangria. No fucks given. Also this recipe is banging.
We just had a 30 min argument on the actual birth date of Jesus, it ended in my brother and ain't cursing each other and an 8 yr old answering it by using Siri.
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
First you stole a hockey stick out of the nieghbors yard and claimed you were moses leading his children home. Then you led us around the same block twice before I called the cab
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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