You just made me feel so damn special
Nicole vs. Life
i'm telling everyone you had sex with a puerto rican drug lord
I just caught my mom fingering herself in the bathroom...Im moving out.
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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