wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
He said he forgot to take his shoes off, and that he was a bad boy because he was walking on the carpet. Then he sang. Then he shouted "I'M STILL FORGETTING."
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
So the girl I met at the bar last night came home with me. Played with my puppy. And left.
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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