You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
Randomize
