Grow some girl-balls and come out already
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
The school better be open next year. I’ve been FB stalking Dads of my incoming students and there’s serious DILFage in this class! Maybe 2020 will turn around!
It’s 2020. You’ll probably get knocked up. If you’re really lucky you’ll just get the clap
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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