"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
Watching Argentina vs Germany during a wedding on an iPhone. Thank you Steve Jobs.
There are bud lights poping out of the zipper of my overnight bag and my dildo almost fell out in the elevator. not professional
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
Just looked at the TV in the bar for the weather report. Didn't want to walk home drunk during a tornado warning
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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