He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
So today the police came to my dorm to look for weed, i didn't have any in the room, so i let them in. they apologized for any inconvenience and then left after finding nothing. then i realized i was wearing gauges with weed leaves on them lol
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
Highlight of the day: got a bunch of drunks to sing baby shark.
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