who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
he stole me 6 pairs of frilly undies and proclaimed "your ass looks like a 5 in those. it'll be a 10 in these bad boys". every girl needs a gay bff.
At least a dozen asian tourists will be showing their friends pictures of me peeing off of Hoover Dam with a cop pointing his gun at me when they get home. I worry about the impact on their children.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
During your work shift I was either: a) stoned. b) high. c)stoned. or d) high.
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
Summary of my night: made out with a complete stranger at a club dressed in the Geico gecko costume...
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
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