Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
Standing in front of the open refrigerator with a 3/4 empty bottle of wine eating Bac-o's from the jar, topless. Somebody really should've taught me better coping skills.
You know what's worse than asking for the morning after pill? Asking for the morning after pill in a sketchy hospital in a foreign country where no one speaks English.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
I got all the way to work before I realized there were Trojans in my bra.
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
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