How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
Between the uncertainly of my bowels today, and the distance the bar is to my house, remember I am doing this for you and our mutual appreciation of alcoholism.
Bro if you don't text me back I'm gonna send you a picture of my nut sack every ten seconds for the rest of the night. I'm home alone with nothing to do. Don't push me.
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
Just got a ride from a stranger while walking a mile home as it hailed with no coat. He asked me if I smoked, then said he just made some potent cookies and I could have one.
The cookie was what I originally wanted to tell you. Always say yes to drugs from strangers
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
Thanks for not letting me choke to death on my vomit last night
Thank you for attempting to organize my DVDs in chronological and alphbetical order
Randomize
