Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
Your vagain smells worse when im sober.
sorry, worng number
I just realized I haven't had steady access to a woman's body since I was breastfeeding.
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
I cut you off after you tried to do a shot out of a neti pot, down your nose.
explains the nose bleeds.
He just randomly started talking about Haiti and Conan O'Brien and his grandpa's hip replacement operation. It was the worst phone sex I've ever had.
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
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