she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
Why do you have to go to the hospital?
I gotta apologize to a male nurse who's tryin to press assault charges on me
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
It was a blind-side dick pic.
Company meeting and there he was. Felt a little weird like 'last night you were telling me how your dick loves me, and now we're listening to a report on sales figures'.
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
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