Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
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