I wannas sexs uuuuu
I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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