Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
She danced with a broom while telling me I was "cool as shit" and she "wishes she could take a portion of my big ass and attach it to hers" then she passed out
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
Too bad Amazon Prime wouldn't get the wine bra flask to you in time. Concealed alcohol and huge tits? Win-win.
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
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