i need you to recap everything for me beyond "i think i'm gonna try vodka-pong"
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
I passed out in the stadium during the 4th quarter and you guys just left me there?
Yea, but we put money for a cab in your pocket.
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
I don't like getting sloppy drunk but I don't like getting just half drunk either, I'm way too responsible if my blood alcohol level is below 0.2
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
Verdict: uncircumcised.
She just texted me saying "come over and eat me out, my vagina smells like honey glazed ham." I know I shouldn't be, but i'm just so curious.
Randomize
