My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
Come see our sink grown plant.
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
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